Look, don’t worry about it. Yes, half my body has been replaced by magical constructs. Yes, I no longer feel emotions, pain, or guilt. But it’s still me! I’m still the same inside. No invasive surgery or experimental augmentation can take that away…
Until mid-next week, at least.
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Magic is a tool like any other. It exists to be learned and mastered by those with the dedication, patience, and aptitude to do so. Many wizards embrace the diversity of magic and hone their skills in a favored school or technique.
But to the mage, a student of the School of Arcana, all magic is fair game. After all, why play favorites? No one school is better than another, but combined the possibilities are limitless.
Come learn the basics below, with the School of Arcana wizard!
Continue reading “School of Arcana Wizard – The Know-It-All Mage! (v3)”
To a god, belief is an acceptance of their philosophy and ideas, and also a confidence the god will still be there tomorrow. This faith is self-fulfilling; so long as you believe, the god will be. If you forget, then it won’t.
To a forgotten god, belief is something much different. It is the futile, desperate hope that things will change. Bereft of evidence or proof, belief is all that is left. To a forgotten god, belief is the hope that you will bring it back to life.
Remember more below, with the Forgotten God warlock!
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I’m just joking about the artificer subclass… for now, at least.
So, you know how powerful wizards can scribble on paper and make it do crazy stuff? Alright, and bear with me here… what if we did that to your skin? Wouldn’t that be rad or what?
Have I ever done this before? Nah, but don’t worry about it. How hard can a tattoo really be?
Click here to follow through with the Path of Inks barbarian!
Continue reading “Path of Inks Barbarian – Next Up: Tattoo Artist Artificer! (v1)”
Downsides to serving a coven of powerful hags:
1. Three shrill whispering voices in your mind, all disagreeing with each other.
2. Dream sequence visions from your Patrons play out like jump scares.
Upsides to serving a coven of powerful hags:
1. Free grandma candy!
Click through to find out more about the Horrid Coven warlock! Its not as bad as it sounds, I swear!
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Stealing, like many crimes, has different degrees of severity. Steal an apple and you’re a petty thief. Steal a chicken and you’re a poultry thief. Steal the heart of the lord’s daughter, the apple of his eye, and you’re likely a poetic thief.
Steal a cursed apple from the garden of Hell itself, originally intended for the devil’s greatest servant? You’re a Pact-Thief.
Continue reading “Pact-Thief Rogue – Eldritch Kleptomania (v3)”
Most wizards hate it, you know. They like consistency, not this sort of… wild, hopelessly happy-go-lucky idea of just releasing the spell and seeing what the gods willed. Magic was about their will, they thought. Their power had an explanation, a theory, a technique.
But just because it has an explanation doesn’t mean it isn’t a miracle.
Come defend the faith with everyone’s favorite dual-major graduate, the School of Theology wizard!
Continue reading “School of Theology Wizard – Taking the Interest Out of Metaphysical Speculation”
… is better than the demon you don’t.
Then again, the demon you know is also better than the devil you don’t, so basically the more you know about demons and devils, the safer you are. It’s just simple logic.
So, want to dive into the dark arts in the School of Damnation?
Continue reading “School of Damnation Wizard – The Devil You Know…”
If there was a contest that was a combination of long-range tree chopping and caber tossing, you’d be the champion. You can be the champion in most things really. Anything with a judge who fears getting a greataxe thrown at them, anyway.
Come on and throw down with the Path of the Mighty barbarian!
Continue reading “Path of the Mighty Barbarian – Greataxe: Heavy, Two-Handed, Thrown? (v2)”
Knives are the quintessential rogue favorites. Sharp, deadly, easy to hide. Even when better weapons present themselves, you can’t simply toss the concept of knives out the window.
Unless someone you don’t like is on the other side, that is.
Get to the point below with the Knife-Throwing rogue!
Continue reading “Knife-Thrower Rogue – Running with Scissors, But Worse”